Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.

Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.

by MojoYT September 8, 2020

OnIons

1.a vegetable

2.Cunt

He is a OnIons.i hate him

by Nautical Play_YT September 27, 2020

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

by KneeMaster November 9, 2011

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023

Onion Rings

Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme

'Onion Rings'

by Zebraman77 October 30, 2023

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023