National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan

Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.

"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."

by darklordgrievous August 24, 2007

Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 01, 2024

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 08, 2021

Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.

Joseph Evans the best person I know.

by Anonymous1237187123 January 01, 2021

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 02, 2011