cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
by ZachFuckerAsswioe January 10, 2016
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Cock Audience

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night
by Sluper Sooth January 19, 2011
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selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.
John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
by iknowsomethings March 04, 2014
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Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
by Buster Miller October 29, 2011
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cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 08, 2010
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Cock Beam

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 07, 2014
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Ibaka Cock

n.

1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise
Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him

Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
by The Big Dick Assailants January 17, 2011
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