bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.

C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.

by Yaa boi June 26, 2017

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.

Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.

by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018

cannon shit

The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.

"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"

by swankles May 11, 2016

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016