Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.

She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.

by TheBounder October 1, 2024

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025

Teabag Tilt

The name to describe the angle your head is tilted back into when getting teabagged.

It looks like he’s waiting to get teabagged. He has his head in a teabag tilt.

by redwinesupernva November 13, 2025

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.

"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"

by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

Robot Teabag

the delicate art of teabagging while doing the robot

Man #1 Hey! Remember that girl from the club last night?
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!

by Rewind! February 4, 2010