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Wii Tard

person who acts stupid while using the wii system
Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart
by Jassanese February 8, 2009
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part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
by D. Wulf September 5, 2008
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tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards
by jenny banks February 5, 2008
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douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.
by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014
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Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?
by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020
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Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.
'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'
by Pose April 6, 2009
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