Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004

Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

Soft Job

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

Still Softish

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall

"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."

by http.legna August 13, 2020