smacking pen

beating off (also pen smacking)

I rented some porn and started smacking pen.

by Sean April 10, 2004

stalking to

the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. Feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. This would happen at social events (bars, parties, seminars, business conventions). Intentions can be sexual or job related (networking).

Matt has been stalking to that girl for an hour! why doesn't he just step into the group and ask her out so she can shoot him down!

Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!

by Mikey Fingers December 20, 2008

oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 10, 2009

Vacuum-sacking

Inserting one's ballsack into a 'space bag' whereupon an airtight seal is achieved, essentially 'locking in' the freshness of the ballsack for others to enjoy at their later convenience.

"Dude, I was vacuum-sacking my nutsack for my girlfriend. She gets back in three months and I want to preserve all the goodness for her".

by Monagle July 29, 2011

pogo sticking

When he sits on your face and fucks your mouth

Girl he was pogo sticking my mouth so hard that i choked!

by poca_girl September 20, 2016

snack (also snacked, snacking) a term used on the west coast

1. sperm.
2.(snacking) eating ones own sperm.
3.(snacked) to ejaculate

it smells like "snack" in here
or
i snacked on her tits vato.
or
P.i.m.p. keep snacking

by cuco October 5, 2003

Stacking

The half art, half science of loading up one's plate at a buffet or shared lunch with the desire to end up with an un-natural amount of different foods in ideal ratios and proportions, all placed strategically to optimaise structural integrity.

Dude, Fin's plate has so much on it, he can harldy lift it with both hands! He's the man at stacking!

by 2jzfan October 16, 2011