by ThatRandomnGuy December 8, 2013
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The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
by oc3powerline March 30, 2010
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when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006
Get the Santa Clause mug.We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009
Get the holy santa claus shit mug.(n) The kids in high school that are only taking the standard level courses.
Or: (n) A term used by the highest level students to refer to students taking any courses that aren't in the top level.
Or: (n) A term used by the highest level students to refer to students taking any courses that aren't in the top level.
AP/IB kid: Hey, look at the stantards going to English 10.
Or: AP kid: Man, I walked by the Honors Biology room, and all the stantards in there were staring at me.
Or: AP kid: Man, I walked by the Honors Biology room, and all the stantards in there were staring at me.
by Ikse July 2, 2011
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by JessicaLG77 January 14, 2008
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"You look totally santastic!"
"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"
"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"
"You look totally santastic!"
"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"
"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"
by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010
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