strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.
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Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking
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when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes
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When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.
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When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.
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