Squimmwibbley

When the thing that does the thing that happens when you place your stuff in that place where it should go and it sits there and things occur but not necessarily within the thing that happen in the place in which the stuff all happen because places and things and stuff are things and stuff and places that exist only where those places exist and things and stuff. Sick.

It just happens yo squimmwibbley

by jimmytuesdayOG May 19, 2018

Squirkakke

When a man has an orgy with multiple women and they all squirt on his face

Man #1: Yeah I definitely had a squirkakke last night bro it was legendary.

Man #2: Wtf is a “squirkakke”?

Man#1: It’s a bukakke but instead of lots of guys it’s girls.

Man#2: Hell Yeah bro that’s doppeeee

by Amonymous July 27, 2018

Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

Squire Chava

Annoying little money stain who likes to eat anything he finds and likes to flirt with everyone he sees

This Squire Chava is a total clown

by Squire Chava May 17, 2019