squarebodyosis

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017

Square

Why the hell are you looking up “square!” You know what a square is you fucknut!

This person is a total square

by Jatlas July 25, 2018

squarepedia

The last bastion of intelligent Internet discussion.

“Yo dawg I’m looking for a Proto-gamergate site from 2004.”

“Have you heard of Squarepedia? It really is the last bastion of intelligent internet discussion!”

by D Lizard May 19, 2018

Square

To be square is to mean that you haven't kissed or made out with anyone, English and Welsh people may say that when you are square "you haven't necked anyone"

person 1: you still square mate?
person 2: Nah we necked last night.

by x.ellie.harris.x October 6, 2018

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018

square back

The squaring affect of an aging or overweight females body.

Fucking Britney’s back squared out after having that kid!

Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!

“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”

“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”

“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”

by Judgerichie December 8, 2018

square pussy

when the fupa is so big it creates a line, making the pussy look square.

“Damn that’s a square pussy if i ever seen one !”

by aleversace February 28, 2019