Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010

splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

by John Vino December 23, 2011

Split Beef

A raunchy term used to describe the penetration of a man's dick into a woman's pussy, rawdog style.

I went out last night and Split Beef, I had some Split Beef last night.

by GarthW November 3, 2005

The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

split kick

The "split kick" is a kick that is performed to one's enemy. This kick is delivered directly to a persons bottom lip. This term has dual meaning in that it is performed by doing an split in the air and it also causes the persons bottom lip to split wide open when delivered correctly. The term "split kick" is most often used to describe attacks in video gaming.

I was running away from the cyber ninja and then out of know where he jumps up and "split kicks" my lip wide open!

by Robert Zizolfo January 29, 2004

Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

by Razor Jones November 25, 2006