Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 18, 2016

smashing the envelope

To go beyond "pushing the envelope".

NASA will be smashing the envelope by landing a man on Venus

by Red Caps February 29, 2016

leme smash

when someone want's to fuck another person just because they're bored

Ron:leme smash
Becky:No Ron
Ron: Becky used to leme smash, but now she's smashing Ben, Ben is a hoe

by eat ass,smoke,grass,sled fast November 3, 2018

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017

pickle smash

When you knowingly have vigorous sex with someone who has herpes all over their penis.

They toatally did the pickle smash with that guy last night.

by WildNSFW45 August 22, 2017