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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!
Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt
by Popbal March 24, 2019
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Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men
Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive
by Bobby ches April 11, 2019
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Simon

A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)
Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish
by petemcdonald April 15, 2019
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Sigouney

girls thats a siren on the rocks,
she inspires the predator animal nature of a male primal sex drive
the reasons the are wars, one man can be in her presence of seconds and kill a thousand men to protect her
her ancestor was the secret weapon of samson, he other ancestor was helen of troy, looks like a bad bitch, really just need a hug, however all the erections are what prevent this from occurring, her personality is one of innocents like goku because shes a fighter and teaser, great girl!!
Sigouney will show you a target your dick will try reach for
Sigouney is a real woman

Sigouney is a true warrior
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Simonas

Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection
I asked Simonas about Cock and Ball Torture, and he whipped his sack with a wrench right there!
by Homoboi June 1, 2019
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