Shouldntve
Should not have
Shouldntve by dude asdf August 19, 2008
the shoulders
a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone
essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem
essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem
Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.
Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!
Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!
the shoulders by sick66 January 7, 2011
souldeling
The act of singing notes all up and down throughout three different octaves in five lyrical syllables or less. Technique made most popular by boy bands like All 4 One and Boyz II Men, its purpose is to convey a deep flowing current of emotion, yet sounds more like a vocal epileptic seizure revealing the singer's inability to hold a note for longer than half a second.
The end of that sappy-ass All 4 Men song "I Swear" where the singer hits no fewer than 22 notes in the three syllables "Oh, I swear" is a prime example of souldeling.
souldeling by The Evil Steve April 17, 2006
sloppy shoulders
Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.
A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.
A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.
sloppy shoulders by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007
shoulda bought a honda
When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
shoulda bought a honda by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017
Shoulder Chrome
When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.
Shoulder Chrome by Yoshie March 6, 2008
Shoulder Candy
Shoulder Candy by Naughty Biscuit October 18, 2019