When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
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used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
by dpoole July 18, 2008
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A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.
“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.
by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023
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The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 21, 2022
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Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
by JehovahsWitness May 15, 2015
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Used to describe something which is so awesome that when it is gone, those who experienced it feel empty and let down.
"Man, when Christ walked the earth that was shitty-sweet"
by Nick Ashley April 14, 2005
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