Sex

BRUH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT SEX IS YOU IDIOT! SOME PEOPLE ARE INFECTED WITH CANCER AND THEY CANT EVEN FUCK AND YOUR MAKING FUN OF THIS PIZZA ASS SHIT! MACDONALDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CLOWN.

This is an example of when the male retard proceeds to remove his cloths and starts with a crouch position on his female sex doll cause hes to cheap for a real one

by fjwefgg uhj June 14, 2018

sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.

Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*

by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022

Sex

When penis, boobs and ass meet. Usually done between Young gays.

One night, Robbie was sleeping with his wife, he said, "Let's have sex!". The wife said yes and took off all her clothes. It was the first time Robbie had saw her boobs. He took off his and revealed his 9-inch penis. The wife squealed "Ooh!" as she picks up the dick. She asks if she can suck on it. Robbie says "Open wide!". She sucks it, savoring each testicle. Then she sucks until the penis milk comes out. fortunately for her, he accidently pissed in her mouth. As she was sucking his dick, literally, Robbie was lying on her boobs and licking them, reveling a lot of cum in her boobs. He eats it lol.

After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.

by Stinkyboobs April 17, 2022

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply

Boop and boop and boop that is sex

by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021

sex

doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.

Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.

by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021

Sex

Gender- wtf did you think horny creep.

What is the sex of that fox?

by Fork_Jay February 4, 2021

Sex

Zey : Hey, Cindy remember what you said

Cindy : Yea

Zey : Now or later
Cindy : Now daddy~
Zey : Daddy?
Cindy : yea unless yk

Zey : No I love that 😩
Cindy : Good! Lets go to my house daddy~
Zey : ok

*THEY ARE AT THE HOUSE*
Cindy : Here
Zey : Ok bby
Cindy : Let me undress first

Zey : Can I see ?
Cindy : Sure if you like😫
Zey : Let both do it at the same time
Cindy : Ok
Zey : Woah- Your ass doe😍
Cindy : Your d-dick🍆
Zey : Let me hurry! for more time
Cindy : Ok daddy~
Zey : Done

Cindy : Me too!
Zey : lets go😍
*They start*
Cindy : Me first daddy😩
Zey : suit your self baby girl 😩😫
Cindy : mmm

Zey : thats good
Zey : My turn

Cindy : ok~
*puts dick in*
Cindy : take off my bar daddy~

Zey : anything for yu baby girl😫
Zey : there-WOAH 😍 I love them

Cindy : yess😩

Zey : mmmmmm~

Cindy : Faster faster

Zey : Ok

Cindy : thats it

Zey : * rubs dick with tits*
Cindy : Woah baby-
Zey : its good doe 😩
Cindy : Ik
Cindy : now back where it was

Zey : Ok
Cindy : Can we kiss now?
Zey : Sure-
Cindy : ok daddy~
Zey : mhmm I can i kiss your body🤤
Cindy : anything and i mean anything
Zey : Ok baby

Cindy : fuck me more nowwwwww
Zey : Kk
Cindy : Me again
Zey : Ofc 😩🤤
Cindy : ur d-dick is so big daddy

Zey : ik ik

Cindy : let me knee down first

Zey : ok babe
Cindy : there *starts sucking*
Zey : oh yesss~

Cindy : I love it

Zey : I do it 🤤
urs*

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by Cindy🤤😫😩 February 20, 2021