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Rock a J 

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.
Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.
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Rock Box 

The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.
person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?

person2: It's a Rock Box

Person1: oh
Rock Box by Random Drunk Guy March 3, 2011

Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome 

This is a condition in which a person is in a sense, addicted to the cream soda/root beer flavored soft-drink, Rock and Rye. This is a drink that is manufactured by the Faygo company. Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome is very rare and only occurs at times when there is a sudden rush of stock or consumer interest pertaining to this product.

In other words, when a place that has never sold it before starts selling it like crazy, people buy them, drink them, and after figuring out what they've been missing out on, they go nuts every time they see a RnR.
Newcastle, Wyoming sucked until the day that Family Dollar started selling Faygo. When I drank my first Rock and Rye (which was excellent) in six months, I went berserk and ended up going broke. Sex in a bottle though. It's worth the whole dollar. And the extreme case of Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome.

rock feet 

really hard feet. most often used to start a fire by rubbing them together really fast.
we were in the middle of a forest and we were cold so we used shontelle's hard ass rock feet.
rock feet by Axel Grimm June 21, 2011

Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.
Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
Rock Pocket by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

Rock rock 

Got that boy on rock rock = gave that dude a boner
Rock rock by Sigmund Freud October 21, 2019