Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

purple gang

The Ballas are a black/Afro-american street gang that are easily identifiable by their purple gang color. The color is thought to denote respect on the streets; but could also be a reference to the ancient Roman upper-class.

Guy1:what team are you on?
Guy2:purple gang.
Guy1:oh me too :)

by Gabbybabby.40 May 1, 2020

Purple Head

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.

"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy

by Cool Swag November 22, 2013

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009

Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.

My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.

by St. Charles September 5, 2009

Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.

(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!

by Penetrator II: sploogement day March 22, 2009