Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

oh-poop

A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public

"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.

by TEH WORD MON July 20, 2017

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

by BobnRob October 24, 2008

poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

Birthday poop

The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".

You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!

by McArr October 28, 2009

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)

good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Poop Snap

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.

"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"

by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008