Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*
by Rich77 April 4, 2009
Get the porn volume mug.A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.
Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"
by Biggy large July 13, 2009
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The Porn King was awestruck when he found that his pornal-nemisis was recruiting Ethernopian nuggets for his latest rendition of "Nugget Porn Gone Wild."
by Jason Lewix September 20, 2004
Get the Nugget Porn mug.The act of using the Internet feature on your PSP to go to dirty sites watch porn such as 89.com. Sometimes, the user may click the "save" link on the pictures and store them to their PSP's memory stick so they may be away from an access point whilst giving themselves pleasure. People watching psp porn could be found at the internet cafe, panera bread (or any resturant that has free wifi access), hotel rooms, or even the public library. A dead give away is when they have a sketchy look on their face and are huddled in the corner in attempts to hide.
The other day, Elliot was trying to watch PSP porn at the library down town. It was a shame he was caught in the kid's books section.
by prof. frink July 13, 2006
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If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon
by Garthy September 19, 2006
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Get the mormon porn mug.The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
by m0r1arty June 30, 2012
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