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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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Politics

99% of republicans: What nearly nobody cares about
76.2% of democrats: An important system involving and spreading laws, order, and control to ones region that they own.
101.9% of communists: "How we shall take over the United States and make into our other Soviet controlled region, how we will engulf all of Europe and Iran in our Red and Yellow Soviet flames, and how we will rise against the rest of the world and aliens to make what we call Soviet Earth."
"Dude, check out this definition, it was removed by Russia and some communist or Soviet countries!"
"The heck are they doing out there messing with politics?"
by cxr4 October 8, 2019
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Political evolution

1: A phrase used to refer to how a specific political ideology or the beliefs of a particular political party has changed over time
An example of political evolution would be the Republican’s views on environmental issues. In the past, Republicans used to take a more aggressive approach by actively making policies and laws that would protect the environment from harm as you can observe based on the work done by U.S. President Richard Nixon. As time passed, as demonstrated by the work of U.S. President Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan, Republicans shifted to strongly favoring deregulation and eliminating or weakening environmental protections.
by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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Politics

Anyone who is in their early 20s or younger and is worried about politics is a fucking loser
Fuck politics
by rightrightrite January 29, 2020
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Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography
"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"
by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
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