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piss-clip 

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:
"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"
piss-clip by Gem April 13, 2005
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piss boner 

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.
I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
piss boner by gergerry_da_phzzt September 19, 2007
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{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.
The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.
Piss Poor by Cselby January 30, 2007

piss flaps

Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.
piss flaps by W54th8x July 26, 2010

Piss Angle 

Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.

Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.
Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle

I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!
Piss Angle by TheGameWizard June 21, 2013
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Piss Rapist 

A person who intentionally urinates in another's mouth during oral sex, without the permission or consent of the receiving party.
"Tell all your friends that Andy is a piss rapist! Last night, when I went down on him, he peed in my mouth! That pervert!"
Piss Rapist by The Little JC May 27, 2009

piss bucket 

n. metaphor for an unpleasant task rightfully another's not willingly taken on.
This boss has me carrying his piss bucket again.
piss bucket by Stu Pender September 12, 2006