Short and casual for pseudorandom. Is to be used when you want to be specific about that something is merely pseudorandom in a statement you make, but want to just say it casually.
by md_m8n April 11, 2008
Get the prandom mug.A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.
'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'
'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'
'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''
'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'
'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'
'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''
'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'
by Debradelish January 15, 2010
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phantom bumming is when you take a picture of a friend stood right behind someone else who is bending over although the person who is bending over shouldn't be aware of this occuring when you look at he picture it should look like your friend is making love to their bottoms.
i got an imense phantom bum at the co-op.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.
by rkidfromden January 28, 2010
Get the phantom bum mug.When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010
Get the Phantom Mallard mug.I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last week and she was being a bitch earlier so I pretended that I came,spat on her back and when she turned around I blew a load all over her face. That's how you phantom someone.
by xenophon54 March 30, 2011
Get the Phantom Someone mug.The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011
Get the phantom jerk mug.Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
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