by Specktrum December 2, 2015
Get the pet some dogsmug. by anonymous June 5, 2021
Get the petting the porpoisemug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug. by xGreen January 14, 2020
Get the Pet T-Rexmug. by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008
Get the TW Petsmug. A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.
"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"
by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021
Get the Carry My Petmug. A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
Get the Mexican Autism Powered Petmug.