parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it

*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!

by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009

parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

by bella1025 August 1, 2016

Parker House

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.

"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"

by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009

Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

tia parker

Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.

Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend

by queen of vagina December 4, 2014

Thats a Parker

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

by Garner April 20, 2008