eel tits

Tits thats sag and then suddenly point out at the nipple. They resemble the shape of a banana or an eel.
Damn This chick looked like she had huge tits but when I took off her push up bra they were eel tits!
by Nick and Enrique March 04, 2008
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biker tits

Biker tits are a common abnormality of the North American caucasion female. The most prominent features of the biker tit are saggy, oblong, mismatched, hairy, or otherwise obscure breasts, with pepperoni nips being an essential commonality. Biker tits, while common in every U.S. state, are most frequently found in the central and southern parts of that nation. Bitches with biker tits can normally be seen with their large lether coated ass cheeks strangling the back of a motorcycle; the image looks like a walrus' attempt at flossing. Chicks on motorcycles with perpotionate titties will all eventually become outcast amongst their peers. Biker tits are an American staple which must be recognized.
"Dude so how were here titties?"

"Fuckin gross bro, Stephanie had some saggy ass biker tits... not only that but bitch looked like a bison. I'll never drink SOCO again."
by N Pizzle September 08, 2009
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cheater tits

When a larger girl has big tits and thinks it makes her hot, when in reality, she only has big boobs because shes fat.
"Wow, that shirt really shows off Jenny's cheater tits. Unfortunatly it also shows off her fupa."
by General Ass March 01, 2008
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tit cricket

a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.
did ya see that steveo just got two sixes in a row! what a legend!
by jimi July 14, 2004
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freckle tits

1. a female who has freckles on their breasts
2. a redhaired woman
3. see firecrotch
Hey freckle tits, suck me off
by Freck May 06, 2004
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tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace
"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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TITS

TITS bro!
by The Book of Awesome August 23, 2011
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