Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

by BigAlTheUnit November 28, 2020

Grass Season

The Season that appears every 2 years where you touch grass during the Summer

It's Grass Season! No more games, it's time to touch some grass!

by Beepowashere July 19, 2022

grass

a person that imparts information from an acquainted party to another party without the former's knowledge.

originates in 'snake in the grass'

"I was ousted from my favourite gym 'cos that grass told one of the trainers I was taking roids"
"damn"
"that grass will pay for this"

by grassius July 14, 2022

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana

Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High

by this girl on tonya 98 March 25, 2010

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021