A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 08, 2022
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
by Spud. May 20, 2021
by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023
Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.
Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
by McSteve May 14, 2015
by Lil 2 chainz July 04, 2021
The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
by GaryTurbo99 August 19, 2021
Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
by Pokommando April 17, 2021