Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 08, 2022
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Minecraft Steve

The name of our saviour
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
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steve the dog

steve is a dog hes a steve steve is the best dog name
steve the dog gunna lick yo bawls
by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023
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Steve's Law

Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.
Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
by McSteve May 14, 2015
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Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 19, 2021
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Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
by Pokommando April 17, 2021
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