Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.
go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
by Turks June 13, 2004
adj.- (as seen on totino's pizza rolls)
1.an event which requires the noun qualifier to signal Pavlovian reactions in the brain due to the shear awesomeness of said event.
2. A descriptive word used only when something is sofa king awesome, it requires an adjective that makes you taste delicious totino's pizza rolls in your mouth just by think about how fucking awesome it is.
1.an event which requires the noun qualifier to signal Pavlovian reactions in the brain due to the shear awesomeness of said event.
2. A descriptive word used only when something is sofa king awesome, it requires an adjective that makes you taste delicious totino's pizza rolls in your mouth just by think about how fucking awesome it is.
1. "Dude! That movie was awesome-taste."
2. -"Hey man, I got some poon last night."
-"Yeah!? How was it?"
-"Awesome-taste!"
3. "These pizza rolls are so awesome taste!"
2. -"Hey man, I got some poon last night."
-"Yeah!? How was it?"
-"Awesome-taste!"
3. "These pizza rolls are so awesome taste!"
by Matches220 May 20, 2011
by paws109 April 08, 2011
When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.
Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
by Jmoney4376800 May 15, 2006
that was so awesome blossom
by THINGS NOT TO SAY April 03, 2010
Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009