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the dude had a penis

by red sox blow hard April 15, 2007

Penis

This long sticky thing attached to my body that i love sticking in your mother

Your Mom - oh boy I love your long sticky thing in my holes
Me- how many times do i have to tell you that it's called a penis!

by Ilovemilfsanddilfs69101 May 6, 2020

Penis

what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

"you don't have a penis, you perv."

by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

Penis

The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.

by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018

penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 6, 2018

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 14, 2015

Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019