Cat-nap

A long, often 3 hours nap, often slept by one of older age, most likely a gentle man with his hairline receding.

My old man took a cat-nap, he never woke up.

by Popcornium May 07, 2016

bat nap

Taking a nap while hanging upside down naked and pooping on your own face.

While hanging from the jungle-jim I took a bat nap.
Instead of doing pull-ups I took a bat nap from the bar.
I feel utterly refreshed after a nice long bat nap.
I didn't have time to take a shower after my bat nap so I just went straight to the office.
After taking a bat nap at my friends house I blamed it on the dog.
Bat Naps are all the rage in Canada.
Celine Dion takes a bat nap before performing every night.

by The Reality December 26, 2007

brown nap

passing out drunk while eating out a chick that was given ruffies and waking up with your face in her corn hole.

"dude you were so wasted last night you took a brown nap on stacy"

by mr. taco man October 25, 2007

Trap Nap

The method of taking a quick kip in a toilet at work.

"Don you've been gone atleast 20 mins all ok?" yep just taking a quick trap nap in cubicle number 3.

by VixHayward April 02, 2008

ninja nap

falling asleep without no one noticing.

Eman: Hey wheres Don?
Marty: There he is, hes asleep.
Eman: Oh man, hes quick. He ninja napped.

by shortychopo January 17, 2011

NAP

(v.)An Acronym that stands for Needs A Pounding (vaginally), preferably by another mans penis.

Guy one: Holy shit did you just see that fine dime piece?
Guy two: Yea her prissy ass Nap's.
Guy one: hell yea SHE NAP'S!!!

by Russell O'c March 23, 2008

Dirt Nap

To pass out from consuming to much alcohol.

Guy 1: Wheres Ben?
Guy 2: He's taking a dirt nap upstairs

by BCosta June 04, 2010