Bob Ross Mustache

When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.

Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

Mustang

the most coolest car a guy coukd ever have if he wants to pick up the ladies.

hey man you gonna go mustang some chicks

by mustang March 23, 2003

mustache ride

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"

by Neilskeet September 26, 2008

mustanging

dancing like a stripper with co-workers

Eric was mustanging it at the Jack Daniels saloon last weekend

by LZD June 17, 2008

The mustang principle

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.

According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.

by Mason "Gyver" Lofton March 5, 2006

Maple Leaf Mustache

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.

by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010

Mustache

1) Chris Baker

2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler

3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.

Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"

by vasectomy71 June 7, 2011