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Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...
Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
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Mushroom

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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mushroom

a name of a very caring person :D
hes a mushroom for sure!
by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 13, 2020
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Mushroom Kwan

He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.
A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
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Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe
I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).
by Strange Bird May 18, 2019
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russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.
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