mcdouget

Lazy fuck. Huge kid that claims not to be fat, but actually eats everything. Doesnt name his cats. Drives ridiculous. Randomly yells for no reason. Smokes pipe constantly. Tries to be like Da. Commonly compared to spike from the LAND BEFORE TIME. This individual claims not to be a 'bro', but is quite chief. Son of Geno Jr.

WARNING: will become super annoying after drinking stolen wine.

Sexual Definition: After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "MCDOUGET!" in her face, and walk away.

We ordered mad mush, but MCDOUGET ate the whole goddamn pizza.

As I was typing this definition MCDOUGET ripped major ass in my face, i could barely breath.

MCDOUGET, get the fuck out of my house u chief.

MCDOUGET, quit mcdougeting that black bitch.

Bro, i just mcdougeted that jungle bunny...lets eat.

(at lunch)
MCDOUGET: "If anyone doesnt want their food..."
ME: (interupting MCDOUGET) "Yes MCDOUGET, we know... youll eat."
MCDOUGET:"Im just saying.."
ME: "alright fat kid"

ADAM: "chief, we have you on video MCDOUGETING the fuck out of that black chick."
MCDOUGET: "fml...."

by GENO/DA June 5, 2009

McDonalds

The main reason i am fat... but it's too good to give up!

Mcdonalds
I'm lovin' it

by Coca October 23, 2003

Mcdonalds

The rarest of the rare, only exceeded by the likes of burger king, kfc, wimpy, and most fast food restaurants.

I used to work at maccies, the nuggets are only 47% chicken!!!

by Jimm November 11, 2003

McDonalds

A place when you grow up, you'll be the manager of.

The pimply faced teen works at mcdonalds.

by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003

McDonalds

Another way to earn money, customers and employees.

Calvin: Ick! (:P) A bag of vegatables with my happy meal?! Those people are DEFINATELY up to something!

Hobbes: And I used to associate his mother's cooking with Sorry Excuse For Burgers and shark liver mixed with tofu. ;P

by TanooKirby July 5, 2003

mcdonalds

The largest fast-food chain in the world (and for a reason, quit bitching about how their food is "piss poor"). Theyve got some pretty good food (fries, nuggets, etc), but most of it is unhealthy and eating too much of it will eventually make you fat. As a result, McDonalds is frequently bashed/sued by fat fucks who are too inept to keep themselves on a healthy diet.
Also targetted by communist hippies because its a big corporation, and big corporations will eat your soul.
And they've got a shitty marketing campaign (Im lovin it: that sounds gay)

McDonalds is a fast food restaurant.

by captainfugu July 15, 2007

McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

by Maybelline October 23, 2005