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Matthew known as “Matt”, “Matty”, “Mateo” and“Matty Boy”. The Matthew I know is caring, thoughtful, loving, respectful, honest and loyal. He has the most enchanting brown eyes I’ve ever seen and has freckles all over his nose and back. He is lanky and has a silly contagious laugh and he makes the funniest facial expressions ever. He loves animals,nature,fishing, swimming, camping and other outdoor activities. He gives the best kisses and makes you feel better when you’re feeling down and listens to everything you have to say. Matt doesn’t let things bother him or get in his way. Matthew is super calm and never looks for arguments and always settles any problems he has peacefully. Matthew is rarely mad and always has a good attitude on him. Matt has a hard time expressing his emotions at times he tends to keep his feelings to himself at times and won’t rly open up to you about the way he feels unless you ask or unless he is feeling you and wants to tell you. Matthew loves attention and loves knowing how much he may mean to you. Matt loves when you play with his hair and give him cuddles he loves attention and love. Matt is sometimes selfish though and thinks about him and not about the other person.
Does Matthew love me or is he an attention whore
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matthew-sphere

The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.

You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.

The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.
by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome
Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot
by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016
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Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.
Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!
by Matthew Brennan June 9, 2018
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matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
by Roburmum June 28, 2018
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