Lockerstalk

When someone waits at your locker until you show up.

Dude, I was lockerstalking you yesterday! Where were you?

Man, I hate it when she lockerstalks me. Seriously, give me some time alone.

Ugh, my lockerstalker's there again. Let's just leave.

by the Appendix November 28, 2011

lock the party

When you have a party on xbox live and an annoying friend gets online, so you make the party invite only to avoid being annoyed by said friend

Herp is now online
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!

by Revered April 17, 2012

Lockballs

A medical condition in which tetanus results in prolonged contraction of skeletal muscle fibers ... in your balls. Painful muscle spasms may preclude the use of your balls.

Jra: Damn, that dude was just fell down off that fence.

Mkr: I hope he didn't get scratched by a rusty nail. He'll need a tetanus shot so he doesn't get lockballs.

Jra: Yeah, no one should ever get lockballs.

by Lab Narwhal August 3, 2012

locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

Lecksey

A cold hearted bitch who can't stay with one man. She sleeps around with ever guy she sees and is too obsessed with drugs and alcohol to care about anyone but herself

Your such a lecksey!

by Katyyyyy May 20, 2015

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016

Lockerism

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

by GGOP130 November 7, 2018