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Left Tit

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."
by Shelldon January 17, 2010
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Lefty

An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!
(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!

(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
by Lefty Goldenrod February 3, 2010
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Leftist

A weak, insecure person who watched too much porn and developed degenerate fetishes from it and ended up getting indoctrinated into political internet groups that convince them that there’s nothing wrong with their blatant flaws and that it’s society’s fault for even suggesting that there’s an issue. They typically have a very bad mental state and poor relationships with their parents.
“Yeah I’m a leftist. Yeah I also have a severe porn addiction and get all my knowledge about economics from internet groups. Yeah I hate my parents. What about it?”
by YEKING_ December 24, 2020
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Radical Left

Typically means a person who believes in far left politics.
Wow, I can't believe that the Left hasn't done anything to actually support black people even though people donate to them for that cause. The Radical Left is on it again!
by Harowlt September 5, 2020
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No Child Left Behind

Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.

As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."

Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?

Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.

Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.

Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?

Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.

Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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Seb Lefebvre

Seb! lol my fave! im a HUGE fan of simple plan!!! hes really sweet from wat the band says and stuff, he seems like it 2 cuz i got the dvd... he rox my sox! he cares bout all his fans.... he was born june 5, 1981, he lives when he's not wrkin in Montreal, Canada (i got his phone # and address!! lol look it up in canada 411 if u want it...) hes a awesum guitar player and he also duz back vocals! i gots more info but i dunno if ya wanna hear it so byez!
kelsey: Seb's so awesum! the next time i go 2 another concert im sooo ganna talk 2 him!!

Danielle: omg me 2! but i'll talk 2 pierre first!

Kelsey: i play drums now. mehe.
by *!!Kelsey!!* May 25, 2004
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New Jersey Left

The act of making a left turn at a traffic light as soon as it turns green. It is accepted practice in New Jersey to allow the first car at an intersection to make a left turn before opposing traffic proceeds.
Did you see that guy make a New Jersey Left? What are we are in Patterson?
by Mike S G April 27, 2008
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