Kim Jong Un

What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.

North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 27, 2015

Kim Jong Un

The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)

Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.

by What-thing February 22, 2014

Kim Jong Il

Stupid Commie foo'.

Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.

by phalerz lol April 4, 2009

Kim Jong II

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

President Kim Namjoon

Our true president. The only man that will be able to unite the world and bring world peace.

A rapper and writer who likes to bike and water his bonsai trees. A perfect person all around. Absolutely gorgeous.

"I love my President Kim Namjoon."

by Purple_Tea_Kitty December 17, 2020

Kim Jong-il

The most fashionable and possibly most popularized dictator of all time.

Bob: Kim Jong-il is going to nuke us!

Bill: He has cool sunglasses...

by Milonius (of the Evony Forums) March 13, 2010

Kim Jong Kook

A famous singer in the K-Pop industry. High mosquito voice and awesome body. Can woo any women he wants, but tends to be shy after he gets them. Had a scandal with park ye jin, lee hyori, and yoon eun hye most famously. Can be used to describe a person who's almost perfect.

"Dude, he's such a Kim Jong Kook. I love him!"

by Who done it? January 21, 2010