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Bohemian Jock

A type of young person with both jock and hipster artsy characteristics.

One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
The character of Aron Ralston played by James Franco in 127 Hours is a bohemian jock.

David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.

Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
by Lyle Pratt April 5, 2011
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Boom Jock

Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.

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A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."

This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.

Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".

I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.

My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.

Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
by PartyboyTSIRedNeck July 7, 2011
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ching jockey

That Joe, he loves asisn cock. Hes such a ching jockey
by wingdawongnumber January 24, 2014
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Cloud Jockey

A cloud jockey is an awful airline pilot. Usually an inexperienced pilot or a pilot who is terribly bored with their commercial air career and misses flying single prop airplanes and controls the plane like a cowboy in an attempt to enjoy the feeling of flying. Either reason makes the whole flying experience suck for the passengers.
That cloud jockey was jerking the plane so much that the flight felt like a roller coaster, can we drive next time?!
by TYAMAHAS July 30, 2019
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maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.
Person one: hey maple jockey!

Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.
by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019
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Jockin

When a gurl/boy is all on a gurl/boys jock. They really tryna git wit this person an they jus aint stuntin dem.
Brianna "OOO det nigga iz fyne!!"

Xperiesha "I kno!!!"

Jordan "I dnt want nietha one of yall hoes. Damn yall jockin a nigga!!"
by Bad bitch April 19, 2008
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Jock Jams

A CD series which began in 1995 with Jock Jams vol. 1. This peice of crap released by ESPN included tracks like Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team and Uh, Ungawaa! by Various Artists. The final CD in this series was creatively titled vol. 5 and was released in 1999. It included songs just as horrible as the previous volumes including Miami by Will Smith and You Ugly by The Jock Jams Cheerleaders. This series has been described as the worst music collection ever released.
Jock: Hey i like to read sports illistrated and beat off while listening to jock jams!

Other jock: Hey i love jock jams! I'll beat off with you!

Jock: Whoomp! There it is!
by Pete Hovl October 20, 2006
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