jack thornton 

A heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. He is a complete dick head and will definitely rape someone in his future

Wow he's a complete jack Thornton

jack thornton by Camoman November 23, 2016

jack sykes 

A gay, fat, dicklicking idiot who loves to be a genuine asshole and knows it too well. Don't fall for his facade, he's a fucking cocksucker and will do anything to manipulate your trust and eventually, your dick too!

Go muncha cock you fucking jack sykes..

jack sykes by Miss Mohammed November 25, 2018

Jack-Henry 

That one annoying kid that is good at literally EVERYTHING, and nobody likes him because of it.

Damn, is there anything Jack-Henry ISN'T good at?!?

Jack-Henry by LiterallyEveryoneEverLol February 1, 2020

The Jack Sparrow 

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear

My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle

The Jack Sparrow by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011

I'd Jack That 

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

I'd Jack That by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"

Michael Jackson Maneuver by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson 

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009