Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

off-beat

blueface

his albums off-beat
it will grow on you

by Gamers4sho March 14, 2020

beat street

A lame situation or place.

Those girls were beat street dude.

by Brad February 7, 2005

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

finna beat

fixing to have sex with someone.

hey, you finna beat?

by charlie clendening October 31, 2007

beat it to a nubb

way of describing having sex with a girl.
way to describe wanting to fuck a hot girl.

dude she is so hot, i would beat that to a nubb. !!!

i would beat it to a nubb!!

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Beat the Blocks

(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.

(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.

(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.

by Allen Jonson July 23, 2006