Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010

Friend Stock

The more friends a person has on Facebook, the more they are worth in regards to their "friend stock".

to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.

"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.

"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"

"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"

by woahitswes April 13, 2010

The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.

by rodjak October 11, 2012

fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016

Battlefield friends

A YouTube series created by machinima and happy hour. It is a comedy series based on battlefield 4 and follows the characters Simon, Noob, Medic and Sniper through a series of funny interactions, glitches and gaming humor.

Person 1: have you seen the new Battlefield friends?
Person 2: it was so funny, those videos are great!
Person 1: yeah!

by Awesomekid1234567890 July 10, 2014

Black Friend

Something that makes white people appear less racist.

People know I'm not a racist when Tyree is next to me! He's my black friend.

by agwellin February 13, 2008

friend whore

A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.

"Member Since: May 14, 2005"
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."

by where am i? May 21, 2005