gumby

Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.

"My brain hurts!"

by Wormy March 28, 2004

Gumpism

A character exhibited by a person, what many consider as a stage of mental retardation, until they give a little deeper thought to discover those actions have witty logic and humane reason.

Tom was ridiculed by his classmates until they discovered his gumpism

by rash driver July 11, 2010

the gumby

The act of receiving oral sex from an individual with no teeth. Especially popular among drug addicts, elderly, and people with poor hygiene.

Hey Sean did you hook up with that chick from that homeless chick from the bar? Yeah man she took me back out behind the dumpster and gave me the Gumby. It felt awesome!

by arcatchmang December 18, 2013

Right in the grumpy

To have anal sex with an unwilling female

then I put it right in the grumpy

by jmz667 May 25, 2007

Mix up a grumpy

To defecate. To take a shit.

Man, I really have to mix up a grumpy.
Hold on while I go mix up a grumpy.

by Ixielixpiddish May 7, 2008

Forrest Gump

The act of attempting to class up a dick pic by including a box of chocolates next to it via email on an internet dating site.

Guy 1: Yo, my boy Shannon Sharpe has been slaying the ladies on match.com lately.

Guy 2: Really? How's he doing it? I'm having zero luck on there.

Guy1: He's sending every girl the Forrest Gump.

by Shannon Sharpe January 22, 2014

gimpy

1.)a guy with small dick(cock)
2.)a person who walks with a limp

by whatever April 4, 2003