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pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."
I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.
by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016
mugGet the pizza greasemug.

Grease

Pervy boys: Tell me more tell me more did you get very far.
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.

Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!
by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
mugGet the Penis Greasemug.

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.
Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.
by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010
mugGet the greasing wheezermug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease

The only real definition of a grease is Shelly because she's not in "la gang des twit"
"shelly's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grease."
by 7.35 at age 13 January 15, 2018
mugGet the Greasemug.

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