Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.

Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!

by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010

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who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

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fuck fuck games

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.

"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.

by property of uncle sam August 23, 2011

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