Fred Savage Syndrome

When your freakin adorable as a kid and ugly as fuck when you grow up

Woman at grocery store: "Oh my god, you make the most beautiful babies!"
Me: "Thanks! I just hope they don't get Fred Savage Syndrome."

by I'm Bad Ass March 13, 2014

fredel

The perfect man for someone named Faith. Always willing to help when you need it & is extremely loving. His arms are the most comfortable & safe place you will ever be. When he is sad, he may shut down a little bit but best believe when he opens up to you, you will understand. He is a great boyfriend & will be an even better husband.

I’m so happy that I met Fredel!

by FiE October 15, 2018

fred durst

FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!

You hid on your bus

You were afraid of us

You wouldn't fight me because you're gay

You had your roadies save you today

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot

Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum

Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass

You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling

You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness

You think you're black but you're just gay

You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band

Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck

You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too

I'll fight you anytime you fag

But you'll have your roadies fight for you

If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???

YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!

by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005

Freddy

1. Slang for douchebag or idiot; someone who is indecisive.

2. A sweet, sexy, freakishly tall, dark haired, gorgeous, freak who's main goal in life is to lead on girls and break their hearts and has an unusual, queer fettish for hats or beanies.

1) Girl1: Wow, he just called me a disgutingly hideous and obese platypus.
Girl2: Seriously? Dude, he called me a repulsive cactus the other day.
Girl1: OMG, what a Freddy!

2)Girl1: What's wrong, why are you crying?
Girl2: Nothing..
Girl1: Was it a Freddy who made you cry?
Girl2: Yes it was ..

by Blubberbutt69 June 21, 2012

fred

fred, nigga

aka weed

"Why were you with Spankey?"
"We were chillin with Fred."

by brrrandi January 13, 2008

Freddy Krueger

The act of shitting in an automatic paper shredder, only to have your scrotum get caught in the blades.

Should user encounter a Freddy Krueger, unplug shredder and contact the proper authorities.

by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010

Frederick's Law

A law developed by Frederick Tilley describing a phenomena discovered in the popular game Shotgun-To-The-Face. The law states

'Given any starting page on Wikipedia it is possible, using only internal links and the random article button, to get to the page on Nazi's using 5 clicks or less'

McGill University Faculty of Religious Studies - Montreal - France - Germany - National Socialist German Workers Party
Frederick's Law in 4 clicks

by Freddie1989 November 10, 2006