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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
by Kabbo May 9, 2018
mugGet the Flu-landermug.

shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.
by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016
mugGet the shoe flumug.

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(
by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023
mugGet the kun flumug.

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu Monitormug.

Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers
"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"
by Qwenbee May 20, 2017
mugGet the Fanny flumug.

The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu
by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019
mugGet the The Fischer Flumug.

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida
John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023
mugGet the clem flumug.

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