Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.

After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.

by davax August 9, 2015

booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."

by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015

Glee fever

Something everyone goes through during the stages of becoming a gleek, ( fan of the hit Fox show, Glee ) in which they can't seem to stop watching the brilliance that is GLEE.

I think I've caught glee fever, I'm having dreams about Sue murdering my dog.

by juley June 18, 2016

Alt+Tab Fever

(n.) Condition where a game or application doesn't take kindly to Alt+Tabbing and always manages to fuck itself up somehow when you Alt+Tab. (This could mean graphical artifacting, glitching, freezing, or just plain refusing to open up again, among other prognoses).

Fallout 3 has Alt+Tab fever. Every time I tab in, the pots are on the fritz, my pip boy goes black, and the world promptly ceases to exist!

Skyrim has a minor case of Alt+Tab fever, because you have to tab in twice to get it started again.

Any game released before 1999 can be safely assumed to have Alt+Tab Fever. Good luck tabbing back into that.

by HaloEliteLegend September 15, 2016

Fandom Fever

When a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else.

Person 1: Hew wheres Jane?
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.

by wolfgirljas October 4, 2016

stage fever

The opposite of stage fright. When you can't help yourself but to get on stage and act with all of your being.

I think I'm getting a case of the stage fever

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

Stabbin' Fever

When seemingly straight Alaskan men are shacked up together in a bunk house or cabin and are bored so they end up having sex with each other because there are no women around and the winters are long and dark.

Dude, where are the chicks at? This cold winter night has got me feeling lonely and horny. I think I got stabbin' fever.

by N.Gucci July 25, 2017